2000 Legacy: The Ear Exam

“You have a ringing in your ears.” “It sounds like a Nokia ringtone.” “That’s because it IS a Nokia ringtone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.111/03/1999 06:13Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/02/2008 10:09I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Harry_Potter_Ron02/07/2002 09:21Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Nirvana_Teen07/17/1997 05:43Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Old_School_Frank09/11/2013 14:41We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/01/2002 13:31I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Frag_Master_9912/20/2007 23:27Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!