“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Wireless Buds’ in. They’re the new trend.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
That was intense... and funny!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.