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2013 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you’re wearing those giant ‘Beats’ headphones. Take them off, you’re 45.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/02/2009 11:43Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Men_In_Black_J12/30/2004 08:50Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Msdos_Expert09/15/2006 07:02DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Skate_Or_Die_9906/24/2005 11:54Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@XFiles_Spooky_M06/22/2015 20:53Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Saved_By_The_Bell06/29/2013 18:58I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Macarena_Dancer03/13/2009 18:48Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@First_World_P05/31/2005 18:36My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Web_2_0_Fan05/11/2014 08:01This is the future of humor!

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