2009 Classic: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “Stop listening to ‘Black Eyed Peas’ so loud. It’s 2009, not 3008.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Surfer03/11/2012 13:57You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Optical_Mouse_9901/15/1997 12:17I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/15/2014 21:43I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Leave_Britney_A09/27/2002 08:42Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Ultima_Online_V12/18/2006 20:53Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?