Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m washing my groceries!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Final
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition
In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »
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