Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2016!
Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Ivana
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2025 Vintage: The Martian
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2024 Classic: The Europe
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2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Harry
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2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.