Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2000!
Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!