Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
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With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.