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1995 Vintage: The DVD (The Rumors)

 Why were people skeptical of the VHS? Because rumors started about a “magic silver disc” that never needed to be rewound with a pencil.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2023 Classic: ChatGPT Toasts
Why was Grandpa’s toast so... perfect? Because he secretly asked ...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

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1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/09/2010 20:48Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Myspace_Tom06/05/2009 18:37I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Net_Neutral_9504/10/1998 22:20This is why we need the internet.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/23/2004 07:43One joke to rule them all!
@Gremlins_Gizmo10/11/2013 09:12Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/24/1997 22:40Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/20/2001 08:04I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Illidan_Blind06/29/2005 04:37I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Smosh_Old_School03/25/2005 23:20Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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