Why were we still at the TV three hours later? Because the “Special Edition” DVD had a 4-hour documentary on how they made the fake snow, and we felt obligated to watch it.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
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ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
You must construct additional laughs!