2000 Legacy: The Duck

Why did the duck put its head in the sink? To settle its “bill.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

@Netscape_Ninja01/27/2003 17:42Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Buffy_Summers_9711/13/1999 12:40Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Charmed_Ones05/05/2013 09:56The power of three... laughs!

@USB_Pioneer02/23/2001 10:17Plug and Play laughter!

@Under_Const_Gif10/24/2010 19:44This site is never finished... with humor!

@Ring_Member_9811/06/2015 15:41Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Joe_Cartoon_G09/07/2003 07:48Press the button for more humor!

@iPhone_User_0701/03/2008 03:29There’s an app for that? No, just this site!