“Real, cold, and not a CGI effect.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Actually, it IS a cool story!