Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
The farce is strong with this one!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!