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1999 Classic: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” 5th Anniversary

How was it going? It was the “Stealth Bomber” of social policies—everyone knew it was there, but we all agreed to pretend we couldn’t see it.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Y2K_Ready03/23/2009 19:47If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Shrek_Ogrelord12/08/1996 03:55Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Prestige_World_W07/15/1997 00:25Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Beanie_Campbell12/15/2004 23:36True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Star_Wars_Kid10/07/2014 00:26I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Leave_Britney_A05/28/2001 18:52Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Distracted_Boy03/22/2015 03:02Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Tuenti_Specialist02/17/2009 05:43A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Tablet_User_1001/10/2004 23:04Tapping my way to a good mood.
@Podcast_Listener08/11/2010 10:00I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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