How was it going? It was the “Stealth Bomber” of social policies—everyone knew it was there, but we all agreed to pretend we couldn’t see it.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!