A guy walks in wearing a crisp suit, lights a cigarette (where legal), and orders an Old Fashioned. The bartender says, “You look like you’re about to sell me a car or have a mid-life crisis.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This is why we need the internet.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
May I suggest another joke, sir?