I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA. I just got a bill for my internet and some pizza crust in mine.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!