1995 Vintage: The Dishes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes a nice place you got here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/06/2005 04:51There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Gladiator_Maximus02/29/2012 16:16Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Kernel_Panic_9812/04/1999 10:22This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Oracle_Says01/17/2004 13:15I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Daria_Morg12/07/1998 17:19My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Fire_Background06/15/2015 02:10This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/05/1995 18:02This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Afk_For_Laughs07/17/2015 12:40Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.