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2005 Legacy: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ diet.” “What’s that?” “I just drink coffee and cry in the elevator.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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