2013 Vintage: The Diet 2

“The ‘Paleo’ diet is so 2012. In 2013, we only eat things that look good in a square photo.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

@Hotmail_Original12/09/2013 00:20Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Gladiator_Maximus01/11/2001 23:37Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@SpiderMan_Tobey07/08/2012 14:31With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Unix_Wizard08/15/2009 10:45sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Binary_Boy08/21/2005 03:1901001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Gremlins_Gizmo11/16/2008 10:05Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Dark_Web_Joker10/01/2005 20:52Found this on the deep end of the net.