2000 Classic: The Diet 2

“No more ‘Millennium Burgers’.” “Can I have a ‘Century Salad’?” “Only if you skip the dressing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@DotCom_Survivor07/06/2006 18:51I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Broadband_Newbie02/27/1999 00:00Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Transformers_OP02/27/1995 22:34Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/28/1997 03:52I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@True_Story_Neil01/17/2010 21:27True story! I was there!