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1996 Vintage: The Dial-Up Wait

 Why did the blonde bring a snack to the computer? She heard the web pages took 20 minutes to “load” and she didn’t want to starve.

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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