“Your heart sounds like a 56k modem,” the doctor said. “I can’t tell if you’re having a palpitation or just trying to connect to AOL.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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