1999 Classic: The Diagnosis 2

“You have ‘New Year’s Eve Syndrome’.” “What’s that?” “A headache that hasn’t even happened yet.”

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@Pixel_Addict05/08/2007 05:35LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Zelda_Link07/07/2011 13:35It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/01/1996 04:03Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/09/2001 16:13Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Tech_Support_Guy01/29/2015 10:24Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Best_Viewed_IE407/10/2000 08:34Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Influencer_9910/16/2013 04:57My followers need to see this!

@Filter_Fanatic04/03/1998 03:32This joke looks better with a sepia filter.