He’s fluffy! I spent the whole movie wanting to pet a CGI Ryan Reynolds.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.