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2013 Classic: The Despicable Me 2 Minions (Still)

 They’re everywhere. They’re on my bananas, they’re on my socks, they’re in my nightmares.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid05/19/2006 00:36Better than 16-bit graphics!
@ICQ_Flower09/14/1998 18:39The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@SpiceGirls_Fan01/31/2013 14:01Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Emule_Donkey06/28/2000 14:08Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@RoboCop_9004/01/1998 03:30Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/23/2000 12:16The future is laughing at us.
@Hamster_Dance_X08/15/2015 22:09Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Digg_Submitter_0502/21/2014 15:35Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Llamas_With_Hats09/01/2009 19:04Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Retro_End_User08/12/2014 23:20The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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