Three guys are stranded on an island. A genie appears and grants each one wish. The first guy says, “I miss my wife,” and vanishes. The second guy says, “I miss my girlfriend,” and vanishes. The third guy says, “I get lonely easily… I wish those two guys were back here.”
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