1996 Legacy: The Departure

As I left, the doctor said, “See you in two weeks.” I said, “Not if I see you first!” He said, “That’s exactly what the eye surgery is for.”

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@Napster_King10/22/1995 23:17I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Sid_Meier_Fan09/29/1996 07:35Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Campus_King12/13/2015 08:29The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Pentium_Power06/14/2013 21:14My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Cyber_Security_X01/07/2004 01:49Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@DMOZ_Volunteer11/28/2014 22:32Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Technorati_Tag10/04/2014 14:02Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Boxxy_Queen05/10/2011 22:12I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!