1999 Archive: The Dentist

What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Win95_Fanatic01/12/2015 20:09This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes12/15/2010 11:09Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/27/2012 23:40Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Pi_Mathematics05/15/2004 14:18Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Grunge_Lord_9408/22/1996 07:42I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Wayne_World_Ex01/12/2005 10:43Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Infoseek_Explorer07/29/2007 15:59Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Terran_Marine07/20/2004 02:20Go, go, go! More jokes!