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1997 Legacy: The Dentist

He asked me when I last flossed. I told him, “You were there, you should know.”

Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/09/2009 20:01Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Lycos_Dog06/04/2011 16:43Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/16/2005 02:43Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Digimon_Tamer12/31/2011 01:38My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Charlie_Bit_Me05/29/2002 01:24Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Gaia_Online_Gold05/18/1999 16:05Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Opera_User_9907/16/2005 21:50Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Cloud_Computing10/10/2009 02:35Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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