He asked me when I last flossed. I told him, “You were there, you should know.”
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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