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2013 Legacy: The “Demons” Imagine Dragons

 My demons are hiding in my closet. Next to my old trucker hats and my cargo shorts.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander12/19/2013 12:52C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Pager_Guy10/04/2011 15:15Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Palm_Pilot_User01/16/2014 20:30Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Tank_Operator01/06/2008 13:13Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Prestige_World_W01/08/2009 19:30Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Arthas_Fan_0201/24/1999 19:57Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Challenge_Acc02/19/2000 16:10Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Podcast_Listener04/18/1999 06:45I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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