Bill Clinton is at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, “Did you commit those sins?” Bill leans in and says, “Well, it depends on what your definition of ‘heaven’ is. If ‘heaven’ is a place where you don’t ask questions, then I’m definitely in.”
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