Why did the lawyer represent the guy caught on camera? He argued the footage wasn’t a crime; it was just a “highly sophisticated, unconsented AI-generated performance piece.”
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I want it that way... the funny way!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!