After the computer Deep Blue beat Garry Kasparov, a guy says to his friend, “Computers are officially smarter than men.” The friend says, “Nonsense. My computer still thinks ‘Yes’ means ‘Yes’—my wife hasn’t updated that software in years.”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
That still only counts as one laugh!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Top tier web animation humor!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!