A guy in a red suit walks in and starts breaking the fourth wall by talking directly to the security camera. The bartender says, “I don’t care if you’re self-aware, Wade, you still can’t smoke in here.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The power of three... laughs!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
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Super green! Hilarious!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Deal with it. This is gold.