Why was he finally happy? Because he won the MLS Cup in his 5th year, proving that he didn’t just come to Hollywood for the movies.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
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