Eddie Murphy is looking after toddlers. It’s basically a horror movie with more juice boxes.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!