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2002 Legacy: The “Cry Me a River” Drama

 Justin Timberlake is stalking his ex in a raincoat. This is the peak of celebrity breakup etiquette.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Resident_Evil_Z08/09/1997 12:57Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/26/2012 05:26Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Tyler_Durden_Real01/04/2001 07:45Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/29/2012 23:49Super green! Hilarious!
@Wrestling_Nut08/16/2010 20:15Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Butthead_Uhhh01/06/2002 11:59Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Ghostbusters_V10/12/2011 19:47Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Zoolander_Mug08/18/2004 06:06I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Grinds_My_Gears04/14/2007 15:10You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Browser_War_V03/24/2005 04:26Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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