Sylvester Stallone is a coach now, and Michael B. Jordan just made me want to do 500 push-ups (I did 3 and ate a slice of pizza).
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
The farce is strong with this one!
But you have heard of this joke!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
3D laughs are the best!
Saving the best laugh for last!