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2015 Archive: The Creed Legacy

 Sylvester Stallone is a coach now, and Michael B. Jordan just made me want to do 500 push-ups (I did 3 and ate a slice of pizza).

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Legacy: The Raygun Olympic Breakdance
 I’ve never felt more confident in my own dancing abilities than ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
 My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost" Notifications
 I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
 I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Screentime" Guilt
 My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Intensity
 Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »
71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman (Gunn) Debut
 A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

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 One street interview and the entire internet is now obsessed wit...read more »
60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator10/05/1998 21:42Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@StarWars_Nerd04/14/1996 12:30The farce is strong with this one!
@Pirates_Jack_S02/23/2013 04:21But you have heard of this joke!
@Pirate_Bay_9907/10/2014 20:35Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/29/2003 16:00Smooth joke, very smooth.
@PopUp_Blocker_X08/30/2001 05:28I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@IMVU_Chatter01/29/2005 14:153D laughs are the best!
@Last_Commenter02/07/1999 04:50Saving the best laugh for last!

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