2018 Classic: The Crazy Rich Asians Luxury

A movie that made me realize I’m “Crazy Poor” and my “Asian” food is just instant noodles.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_308/03/2015 07:43Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Burning_CDs05/23/1996 23:06I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Bluetooth_Bot12/08/2008 08:33Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/18/2012 00:08The future is laughing at us.

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/03/2001 12:46Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Excite_User_9701/05/1996 10:42This site is very exciting!