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1999 Legacy: The Crash

 Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information superhighway.

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User12/06/2012 10:15I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@GameBoy_Color11/28/1999 02:27Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Discman_Skipper01/31/1999 14:23Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Men_In_Black_J04/11/2015 16:31Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/05/2013 13:25A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Digimon_Tamer05/15/1998 00:33My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Baxter_The_Dog01/27/2008 22:49Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Double_Rainbow_G12/13/1998 12:39What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Ermahgerd_Girl12/02/2009 05:39ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Flickr_User_0407/28/2009 23:53A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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