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2006 Classic: The Crank Adrenaline

 Jason Statham has to keep his heart rate up or he dies. It’s like me trying to stay awake in a Friday meeting.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic02/02/2000 00:47This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Sid_Meier_Fan09/21/1996 02:01Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Macarena_Dancer11/12/2003 06:45Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Wild_Thornberry08/07/1998 08:59Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Sixteen_Candles08/30/2006 17:26I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Heathers_Winona09/24/2010 12:19Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Bebo_Lover_0505/19/2000 22:00Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/02/2000 18:42Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Opera_User_9903/03/2006 12:06Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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