2019 Legacy: The Craft Seltzer

“Is this seltzer hand-pressed?” “It’s from a can, Brian.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_Will06/11/2006 21:59Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Dark_Knight_Joker04/11/2004 22:57Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Mainframe_Manny08/10/2011 10:40Old school processing, new school laughs.

@White_Goodman_G11/30/1999 01:48We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Reddit_Original09/06/2010 23:40The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/26/1995 10:49The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Map_Maker_X09/07/2012 18:29The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.