“This gin was made with botanicals from a forgotten garden.” “That’ll be $20.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.