1999 Classic: The Courtroom Sketch

Why did the lawyer ask for a digital retouch? He wanted his “billable glow” to show up in the drawing.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost02/13/2006 12:53Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Zip_Drive_Owner12/13/2008 01:59Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Starship_Troopers01/06/2004 09:02I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Bill_Nye_Fan02/20/2012 10:15Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Bernie_Mittens01/18/2012 00:49I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Gaia_Online_Gold07/12/2011 12:56Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/14/2000 16:14My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Keep_Calm_Fan08/05/2010 12:16Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.