I’m not counting money; I’m counting stars. Mostly because I’m a millennial and I can’t afford the money part yet.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!