2021 Classic: The “Couch Guy” Drama

Why didn’t the ghost look happy to see his girlfriend? Because all of TikTok was busy analyzing frame-by-frame why he didn’t get up fast enough.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »

In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »

In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic12/09/1996 14:03This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory09/28/2004 20:14Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Floppy_Fanatic12/13/2013 00:31Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Pirate_Bay_9907/28/2003 23:44Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@CatDog_Alone09/30/2007 00:29One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!