2012 Legacy: The Cosmopolitan

“A drink from a simpler time… like 2004.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

@Married_With_Kids01/06/2002 22:47Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Napster_User_9911/09/1995 20:25Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Goosebumps_Kid02/21/2012 19:19Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/30/2004 10:37That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Tuenti_Specialist06/21/1999 02:38A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Neopets_Trader03/10/2014 01:31Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Last_Commenter02/29/1996 17:28Saving the best laugh for last!