What’s the difference between a lawyer and a 2002 corporate auditor? The auditor tells you where the money went; the lawyer makes sure it never comes back.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
One billion... laughs!
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