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2002 Classic: The Corona

 A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, “We’re out. You’ll have to drink your beer like a man.”

Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original04/08/1997 17:57Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Pokemon_Blue07/31/2014 10:29Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes12/25/2006 23:53Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/17/2012 11:36I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Talladega_N_R03/13/1996 17:37If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Ancient_Aliens_G08/12/1997 11:29I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Grinds_My_Gears06/06/2007 03:31You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

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