A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, “We’re out. You’ll have to drink your beer like a man.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!