1998 Archive: The Contract Law

Why did the lawyer refuse to sign a birthday card? He couldn’t find a “limited liability” clause for the cake.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User01/27/1996 15:54I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@T9_Texter02/07/1997 05:234-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Gopher_Explorer02/16/1997 12:21Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy05/26/2004 02:29That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Brennan_Huff_X07/11/2000 14:55I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@One_Does_Not_S07/02/2002 12:54One does not simply read one joke.

@Slashdot_Effect05/13/1999 17:23We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Influencer_9907/04/2012 23:32My followers need to see this!